Molly: No one is pure evil. I mean, yeah, some
people have a hard outer shell but inside everybody
has a creamy center.
Dr Cox: There are plenty of people here on this
particular planet who are hard on the outside AND hard
on the inside.
Molly: So…they’d have more of a nougat-y center?
>Dr Cox: Lady, people aren’t chocolates. Do you know
what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated
bastards with bastard filling.<

Dr. Cox Rules!

Here are some more because I can't resist:

(Dr. Kelso walks up to JD after being burned in the face by hot coffee)
JD: (voiceover) Oh my God, do not say splotchy. (out loud) Good splotchy, Dr. Splotchy.

Dr. Cox: (to Turk) You see Dr. Wen in there? He's explaining to the family that something went wrong during surgery and the patient died. He's going to tell them what happened, he's going to say he's sorry and then he's going back to work. You think anybody else in that room is going back to work today? That is why we distance ourselves, that's why we make jokes. We don't do it because it's fun, we do it so we can get by...and sometimes because it's fun. But mostly it's the getting by thing.

Ted: (shouting into phone) You want to quit then quit! But you, sir, are a worthless peon and you always will be a worthless peon!! (slams down phone--to Kelso) Sir, you know my band, The Worthless Peons? Well, Chris from shipping and receiving wants to go solo, we lose him, we lose our sex appeal, he's the only one with hair. What do you think I should do?
Dr. Kelso: Ted, you know my rule about personal problems, I'm not interested unless it involves one of my loved ones, or possibly my wife (hands Ted a file) Do lawyer stuff to that.

JD: (mimicking Dr. Cox) Here's the deal, Eleanore. We're gonna go ahead and get a full work-up on this guy. So while I drop an NG2 and do a gastric lavage, why don't you go ahead and get an order on EKG with cardio-bio-markers? If you need to know where those are, they are on page 37 of the Ann Tailor catalogue, right next to that salmon cable-knit sweater you wanted for so long but haven't had the courage to order, because you worried the weave is so thin, your nipples just might go ahead and peak their pink selves through! Isn't that right, Dr. Cox? Dr. Cooox!
Dr. Cox: (mimicks JD staring off into space) Oh, I'm sorry. Here I was in my own little world talking to myself and dreaming about candy bracelets.

Season 2 Episode 2: My Nightingale
Dr Cox: Well, I'm glad we finally had a chance to 'talk' (coming out of on call room with Jordon)
Jordon: You and me both! I mean, I haven't had anyone to 'talk' to lately.
Dr Cox: Ooohkaay
Jordon: But boy, you sure do 'talk' fast!
Dr Cox: Buuuh-bye!
Jordon: But next time we 'talk', maybe I could finish a sentance or two?

Season 3 Episode 13: My Porcelain God
(Discussing the 'Roof Toilet'...)
Dr Casey (Michael J Fox): Yeah, I've only gone outside my house twice, once on an airplane, and once at the White House.
Dr Elliot: How are the bathrooms at the White House?
Dr Casey: I have no idea, but the fountain's all right, and the security... quick as bunnies!

Season 3 Episode 3: My White Whate
(Dr Elliot is with one of her her newbies. He is practising a procedure he screwed up on with Dr Kelso watching)
Bruce: makes beat-box noises
Dr Elliot: What are you doing?
Bruce: It's just a nervous habit. It helps me concentrate.
Dr Elliot: Yeah... well you know what helps me concentrate?
Bruce: Me not doing that?
Dr Elliot: No, bunnies. (Stops... thinks... smiles)

Ya gotta love this... I could do this all day, lol